
lammasfair.com 2011 is sponsored by Bucky's Lingo : Hello | Goodbye | Dirty Big Fry
The BBC reports that a man from Manchester has been named after the old lammas fair in ballycastle. Read the gruesome tale here.
"The Best PUB in de TOWN ."
.
Fun for all the family! Come and see the volumes of vermin at Ballycastle seafront. Don't forget to tuck your trousers into your socks .
Yes we are, but we don't let any oul tramp become a friend. If ur from the town though, ur in wae a chance. Ur also in with a chance if ur a looker.
Lammas Fair
Promote Your Page Too
People from Ballycastle don't usually bother with Twitter, but we reckon it's the best way to provide the latest Dulse share prices.
Here's a clue :
Just stay at home. No, don't. Oh I farted. ha ha.
I get mine at Pizza Casa in the Diamond.
I get mine at Kearneys on Castle Street.
Boo. Ballycastle Urban Council was all set to welcome Billy Obama, President of Dervock Bowling Club at a special lammas fair drinks reception at local council offices (all food and drink to be generously provided free of charge by Ballycastle ratepayers) Dr. Obama was however unable to attend as he had to take his wife shoppping in Tesco, Ballymoney.
"This fiasco would never have occured if the proposed Tesco store had not been blocked by bongo bongo ha ha. local man William Parkmanor told lammasfair.com - No Ballycastle shopkeeper was available for comment as they were all home counting their money.
Idependant tests have shown that in certain circumstances, yella man, the famous lammas fair confectionary may help prevent Swine Flu. A spokesman for the 'Sell More Yella Man Confederation' told lammasfair.com "We have results that show that when taken in conjuncrion with the anti-viral drug Tamiflu , the amount of Yella Man sold can increase significantly"
Singing Farmer, Johnny Watt, and Donegal's finest, Big Tommy. have finished recording their new LP in Tintown Studios, Dunloy. The name of the record is "There'll Never Be a Tesco in This Town. " and the (provisional) tracklisting is as follows
Side 1
1. I paid a pound for a tin of Beans.
2. She Burns about the Town in her Wee White Motor.
3. Dervock's Country Queen.
Side 2
1. I Shot a wee Puffin (And I threw it in the Margy)
2. Gayus a wheena yer chips boy.
3. Kearneys chips have widened my hips (but they taste gorgeous)
(Available on C60 cassette tape from PC Electronics and on download from iTunes)